Our hero reaches the castle in a winged white horse, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess, they go far away to a paradise-on-Earth and make love.
Our hero reaches the castle and beats the dragon in a terrible battle, and raises his sword, bathed in the dragon’s blood, and then makes love to the princess inside the castle
Our hero reaches the castle, fights with grenades and machineguns against the dragon, saves the princess, and f*cks her around Detroit.
Our hero reaches the castle in a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, has some beers with the princess and then they do it.
Our hero arrives with some friends playing accordion, pipes, violin and other weird instruments. The dragon falls asleep because of too much dancing and they leave… without the princess
Our hero arrives in an old boat, kills the dragon with an axe, cooks it and eats it. He then rapes the prioncess, raids the castle and sets everything on fire before he leaves.
Our hero arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, beats her to death, and leaves…
He arrives before dawn, in the middle of the fog, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Sodomizes the princess, cuts her with a dagger and drinks her blood in a ritualn ritual. Afterwards he discovers she wasn’t a virgin and impales her next to the dragon.
Our hero kills the princess and fucks the dragon.
Arrives, kills the dragon, climbs to the tower, fucks the princess, and kills her. Then he fucks her again, burns her dead body and fucks her again.
Reaches the castle, sees the size of the dragon, he gets depressed and he kills himself. The dragon eats our hero’s body and then the princess.
Reaches the castle and brags about how good he is at fighting and that he can beat the dragon. He is miserably defeated and is left in pieces. Runs away and finds the princess, he tells her of his tragic childhood. The princess slaps his face, and runs to find the “Heavy Metal” hero. The “Nu” hero, takes a Prozac and goes to record a “The best of…” CD
Arrives, plays a virtuous guitar solo for 26 minutes. The dragon dies of boredom. Gets to the princess and plays another solo, exploring all of the techniques of tones and compasses learned last year in conservatory(music school). Princess runs away after the “Heavy Metal” hero.
Reaches the castle in a red convertible with two big-breasted blondes and drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels. Kills the dragon with a knife and then makes an orgy with the blondes and the princess.
Reaches the castle. The dragon laughs his ass off when he sees him and lets him through. Enters the castle, steals the princess’ varnish and lipstick. Then he convinces the dragon to paint the castle pink, and to highlight his hair.
Dit is de 3e post in 48 uur ofzo over metal.
*gaat metal luisteren om woede te uiten*
[Reactie gewijzigd op dinsdag 3 november 2009 08:53]
Volgens mij prefereren ze eerst doodslaan en dan pas de rape
Goth Metal ook lekker herkenbaar
Net zoals Viking gewoon anti-westerse / piraterij folk is.
Arrives, plays a virtuous guitar solo for 5 minutes. The dragon dies as it gets to hear all notes. Ten billion times per second. Gets to the princess and plays a short balad. The princess and the hero then rape the body of the dead dragon, whilst fucking both themselfs too. Then the princess and our here fly away in a tuned up Chevy, and the castle explodes